The Purple Dinosaur Show

One day The Purple Dinosaur Show became a nationwide hit with small children. The number of employed babysitters dropped drastically, due to the show becoming such a staple that children were left unattended in front of the TV.

An enraged babysitter broke into The Purple Dinosaur Show’s studio and massacred the entire cast and crew. The formerly employed babysitter donned the purple suit and prepared for its daily broadcast.

The faux dinosaur taught the small children how to craft a bomb from household chemicals. They then told the small children to send their package to the studio.

The small children mailed their packages to the television station. When the packages arrived, they were opened. The bombs exploded. The bombs that remained blew up in the post offices and even some at the children’s schools causing their school to be canceled.

The demented babysitter was caught and sentenced to life in solitary watching old episodes of The Purple Dinosaur Show. After their school’s destruction, the children now had more time to watch their new favorite, Powerful Changin’ Mighty Ninja Wannabees.

Don’t let your family watch children’s shows.