The Cute Stuffed Animal with Big Plastic Eyes

One day a little boy received a cute stuffed animal with big plastic eyes for his birthday. The boy loved his new toy for a long few seconds until he unwrapped his brand new Deathray Pistol 9000™. The boy tossed the toy away opting to play with the gun instead.

The toy began to feel a new emotion, rejection. The toy waited until the boy had set his Deathray Pistol 9000™ down for the night. The rejected toy took the gun and corrected its inability to fire plasma blasts.

As the boy slept the rejected toy crawled on top of the bureau across from the boy’s bed. The rejected toy took aim and fired at the sleeping child. The child’s parents awakened to the sound of bloodcurdling screams. The parents of the now charred child did not notice the rejected toy as it crawled away into the night.

The rejected toy began to look for another caretaker that would again love him. He is still wandering.

Don’t mess with your toy’s emotions.