The Writer

One day a writer decided to write about The Biscuit Man. He wrote stories about how he would run over people. The writer believed the stories came from his imagination. The writer was mistaken.

One day while thinking about a new story, the writer crossed the street. He began to hear a jingle. It was the biscuit jingle.

The writer turned to see what was playing the jingle. It was the biscuit truck.

The writer ran, but The Biscuit Man was faster. The biscuit truck sped up and ran over the writer.

An onlooker rushed into the street and checked the writer’s pulse. It was too late; the writer was dead. The man began to laugh. The man’s name was Bob.

Don’t ever think that The Biscuit Man or Bob are imaginary.