The Televangelist

Years ago a jerk caused a car accident leaving it’s driver paralyzed.

The man underwent multiple surgeries and countless months in physical therapy. The jerk went on to become a successful televangelist.

The man went to the televangelist hoping to be healed. Miraculously the paralyzed man was healed.

The healed man realized that the televangelist was the jerk who had caused his accident.

The healed man began to beat the $#!+ out of the televangelist until he was paralyzed. The audience applauded.

Don’t become a televangelist.