The Substitute

One day a student went to class hoping his teacher would not be there. When he arrived, he discovered his wish had come true. In his teacher’s place, there was a substitute.

The school bell rang. The class ignored the bell and continued to talk. The substitute jumped on her desk and began screaming at the class. The class was mortified.

The wishful student stood and began to scratch his back. The substitute demanded the delinquent sit down or he would be punished. He continued to scratch his back.

The substitute’s face grew red and her head ballooned. Her head exploded, splattering bits of bone and brain across the class.

The delinquent continued to scratch his back. At last, the itching subsided. The delinquent reclaimed his seat.

Don’t listen to substitute teachers.