The Secret Ingredient

One late night a worker was feeling tired at the secret sauce factory. He went to check on the boiling vat of secret sauce. He felt dizzy and fell into the vat. The worker screamed.

The secret sauce was so hot that it dissolved the worker’s body. The next day, nobody was concerned that the employee was absent. He had recently been released from an asylum.

The sauce was shipped to stores nationwide. The secret sauce orders tripled. The factory’s owners increased production tenfold.

Just as quickly as the orders had spiked, they began to drop off. Customers complained that the secret sauce did not taste as good it used to.

The secret sauce factory went bankrupt.

Avoid boiling vats of secret sauce.