The Biscuit Man Revisited

One day as a boy was on his way home from school he began to hear a jingle. It was the biscuit jingle. The jingle was accompanied by the sound of a revving engine.

The boy turned to see the biscuit truck speeding toward him. Surprisingly, the biscuit truck began to slow. It stopped right in front of the little boy. The Biscuit Man got out and walked to the back of his truck. He called the little boy toward him.

The boy got closer and saw The Biscuit Man pull out a biscuit from the back of his truck. The boy took the biscuit and replied “Thank you.” The Biscuit Man got back in his truck and sped off.

The boy ate the biscuit. The boy died. The biscuit was poison.

The biscuit stories will never have a happy ending.